 Lottery: Or, how not to end up in Dillard or the Units
As students at the College, we’ve come to learn how to handle plenty of shitty situations. Dealing with Williamsburg’s swampy weather? Umbrellas and raincoats, just like SAT scores of at least 1300, are a prerequisite for all students. Avoiding inquisitive tourists and visitors? Blasting iPods should take care of that. Finals? Assuming your sorry ass actually made it to class at least twice during the semester (and you were awake), exhaustive Swe ... |
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‘College experience 101’ for curious admitted students
This week’s column was written specifically for you. You have heard a lot of things recently, and this column is meant to sort through them all and point out what’s important. After all, this is your life, so you deserve to get the real deal. You wil ... more |
 Hysterical ‘Talk Radio’ opens
It’s time for Rush Limbaugh to refill those prescriptions and Howard Stern to get some more raunchy guests; a College theatre group is putting on a play about FM talk radio.
Barry Champlain is the loud, obnoxious and chain-smoking host of wh ... more
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